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punkitt-is-here:

noelle is a complete disaster and i love her

orteil42:

orteil42:

“You can’t carry anymore meals!” i can’t believe what i’m reading

Tears of the Kingdom is a cooking game with rpg elements. why would they do this

parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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mintytrifecta:

mintytrifecta:

literary-squagon:

shortgremlinman:

p33p33p00p00:

mintytrifecta:

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can you please elaborate on this

hey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us more

OP this is gonna keep me up at night

DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SO



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Donald’s family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.

Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.

Donald’s dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don’t know much about Humperdink’s parents but we’re given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.

Donald’s mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.

So that’s it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??

NOPE

THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE

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DONALD’S PART GOOSE AS WELL

The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That’s Gus Goose. He’s a semi-distant cousin of Donald’s related to him from his father.

Now it’s implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn’t have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn’t considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)

Humperdink’s parents are unknown right?? Who’s to say he isn’t part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they’re not in the tree. And if he’s part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.

Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 2/4ths Duck, ¼th Coot and ¼th Goose.

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bratmobiles:

how do i get a rich milf with loose ethics to want me

swiftierichie:

swiftierichie:

when you’re staring into the pasta water thinking i bet it wouldn’t even hurt if i stuck my hand in there that’s the angel talking

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don’t even worry about it

papayajuan2019:

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

thevastnessof:

the “cats slowblink to show affection so i do it back so they know it’s reciprocated” to “i just reflexively slow blinked at a human being” pipeline

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